i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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