At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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