Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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