there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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