If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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