ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
