Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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