dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
honey bunches of taint.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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