he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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