You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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