Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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