i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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