Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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