Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics