My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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