Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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