So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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