Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Randomize
