You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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