that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You were trust falling into bushes
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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