Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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