Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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