that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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Found your dick twin last night
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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