no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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