R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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