I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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