going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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