You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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