I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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