Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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