and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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