too bad you live with your parents still
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
my poor anus
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I want a musical about memes.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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