member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?