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like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys

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I hope to god you are high

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(972): like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys (214): I hope to god you are high http://tfl.nu/z79a

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.

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(405): Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them. http://tfl.nu/lm0t

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What did you even date her?

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because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.

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(314): What did you even date her? (214): because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed. http://tfl.nu/g42u

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(352): View more from Florida

dude they were twins that means they were both only 17

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(352): dude they were twins that means they were both only 17 http://tfl.nu/sodj

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(775): View more from Nevada

He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.

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Restraining orders are what college is about.

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(775): He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it. (856): Restraining orders are what college is about. http://tfl.nu/sfmu

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(209): View more from California

You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.

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(209): You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed. http://tfl.nu/9lg8

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?

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(610): you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us? http://tfl.nu/gp4k

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(416): View more from Toronto

Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.

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(416): Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing. http://tfl.nu/2fe4

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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.

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(708): Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college. http://tfl.nu/9ysd

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(310): View more from California

Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself

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(310): Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself http://tfl.nu/e5tp

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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose

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(817): Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose http://tfl.nu/bx5q

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(727): View more from Florida

How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?

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(727): How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part? http://tfl.nu/hg2r

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(404): View more from Georgia

Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?

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(404): Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet? http://tfl.nu/rr8x

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.

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(405): Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay. http://tfl.nu/oj1t

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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.

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(702): I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now. http://tfl.nu/mwa6

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