Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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