So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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