I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just high enough for therapy.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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