I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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