if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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