I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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