I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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