Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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