If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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