he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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