I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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