Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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