I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
God I need to hump something, right now.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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