Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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