Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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