btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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