Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i dont even know how to be here
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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