I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight