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(804): View more from Virginia

VAGINAS EVERYWHERE

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they're staring at me

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(925): View more from California

just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?

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(720): View more from Colorado

Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.

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(954): View more from Florida

He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals

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(925): View more from California

I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.

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(206): View more from Washington

i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.

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(516): View more from New York

friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family

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