She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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