I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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