literally had 100 drinks last night.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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