I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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